horoscope: sometimes you be breathin
me:
me: okay but how did they know that?
February 20, 2015 With 497,089 notes × PERMALINK
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January 25, 2015 With 822,403 notes × PERMALINK
a muggleborn student gets called a mudblood, so they lick their hand and wipe it on the pureblood’s face, singing “got mud on your face, you big disgrace, somebody better put you back into your place”
all the muggleborns in the vicinity immediately go *STOMP STOMP CLAP* repeatedly gettting closer and closer to the pureblood
and the pureblood’s like “holy shit is this some muggle damning ritual or something AM I GOING TO HELL I’M SORRY”
January 19, 2015 With 347,977 notes × PERMALINK
#meninist sounds so ridiculous and it reminds me of the scene where Nemo couldn’t pronounce anemone
January 19, 2015 With 174,645 notes × PERMALINK